Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Lame Entry #5: Mr. Ruiz Where Are You?

Now you are gone like a fart in the wind. Where is our beloved Mr. Unicorn? We miss the way your teach english, but now sadly we graduate. We miss the way you chew like a goat. Meh Meh Meh you fabulous goat man, no one compares to you. We mis the way you say "heeey!" when we slightly say something tastefully offensive. Don't forget us (remember I know your expiration date). Not seeing you feels like releasing a shiny HO-HO (it's pokémon you un educated peasants). Good bye, farewell. Fly, soar and reach for the skies you magnificent beast!